The 12 Days of Household Staff

On the first day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
A housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.

On the second day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
Two private chefs,
And a housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.

On the third day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
Three butlers serving,
Two private chefs,
And a housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
Four chauffeurs driving,
Three butlers serving,
Two private chefs,
And a housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
FIVE KIND NANNIES,
Four chauffeurs driving,
Three butlers serving,
Two private chefs,
And a housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
Six gardeners pruning,
FIVE KIND NANNIES,
Four chauffeurs driving,
Three butlers serving,
Two private chefs,
And a housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
Seven PAs planning,
Six gardeners pruning,
FIVE KIND NANNIES,
Four chauffeurs driving,
Three butlers serving,
Two private chefs,
And a housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
Eight cleaners cleaning,
Seven PAs planning,
Six gardeners pruning,
FIVE KIND NANNIES,
Four chauffeurs driving,
Three butlers serving,
Two private chefs,
And a housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
Nine tutors teaching,
Eight cleaners cleaning,
Seven PAs planning,
Six gardeners pruning,
FIVE KIND NANNIES,
Four chauffeurs driving,
Three butlers serving,
Two private chefs,
And a housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
Ten security watching,
Nine tutors teaching,
Eight cleaners cleaning,
Seven PAs planning,
Six gardeners pruning,
FIVE KIND NANNIES,
Four chauffeurs driving,
Three butlers serving,
Two private chefs,
And a housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
Eleven valets dressing,
Ten security watching,
Nine tutors teaching,
Eight cleaners cleaning,
Seven PAs planning,
Six gardeners pruning,
FIVE KIND NANNIES,
Four chauffeurs driving,
Three butlers serving,
Two private chefs,
And a housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my household ran with ease:
Twelve staff excelling,
Eleven valets dressing,
Ten security watching,
Nine tutors teaching,
Eight cleaners cleaning,
Seven PAs planning,
Six gardeners pruning,
FIVE KIND NANNIES,
Four chauffeurs driving,
Three butlers serving,
Two private chefs,
And a housekeeper who cleans so perfectly.